How does one find employment here? I haven't many job skills or relevant identifying papers.

I got a job as a bartender today...



... even if they all act the same, it's scary that these women are trying to approach me. I wonder if I'll last here.



[[OOC: I'm not sure, but from what I remember Guy can get pretty popular with random women for some reason, even when he's not trying.]]

This is getting ridiculous. I must get out of here, I still have--issues...to attend to.

If simply walking away won't do it, what will?

Gah. I forgot where my room was. I'm sure I'll remember it eventually, but in the meantime--

Hey, it's pretty sunny outside, so who wants to take a walk with me?

This is unusual...

I'm pretty sure I was walking the Emperor's rappigs a while ago.  Could it be that they ran so fast I knocked my head somewhere and fell unconscious? Knowing those little creatures, I'd probably say that's plausible. Still, that doesn't explain why I'm here.

Ah, Jade might get angry at me. I'm pretty sure he wanted me to deliver some reports to the Fon Master. Even after everything, a colonel like him should have a large amount of work to do. He's going to torture me when I get back.

I hope that I don't end up like Dist.

Anyway, I wonder what I should do in the meantime? I doubt I can get out of here anytime soon. The people outside the hotel are kind of... unusual.

Can anyone help me? I'm a bit on the lost side.

Hell yes! I have a job! That pays! Did I mention that part? Because it's important in this place, especially when one runs out of money right after eating at apparently the best restaurant in town and ends up washing dishes for days on end, buuuuuut~ eh. At least they've offered me a job afterwards. Dish washing girl.

Shishou would slay me alive and Kakashi-sensei would disown me if he ever knew. I didn't train my ass off for years to get this sort of job. So, my pride--hah, I still have it--made me politely refuse. At which they changed the offer, and now I'm a waitress.

I've no idea how to wait tables, I can't cook, and if anyone touches my ass, I'll make them swallow their chopsticks, but, someone's gotta bring the money on the table. In the house. And so on. And Sasuke-chan needs cat food.

[ooc; Calling the cat Sasuke just to piss someone off? Her? What? NEVAH. Anyway. \o/]

Uhm....

So I guess I'm not the only one who has a ton of... food, suddenly?

.... What am I going to do with all this sea-salt ice cream....

Aaa~, I have so much food saved now! I hope I can eat it all before it goes bad~.

But, more importantly!

Mi~ister Naruto, I'm really sorry it took me so long only I didn't even have a little bit of money. But I finally managed to convince that nice man at that nice nursery to give me all the seed I wanted!

We can have anything~ we should start right away, okay? First, we'll need to find some big strong men to build us nice big flower boxes right outside of the hotel.

Mr. Squall? I'm looking at you.

[holding a kitten over his head to keep it from getting soup burns]

Erk -- not that I'm gonna actually complain about a room full of ramen noodles, but Taro-chan keeps almost falling into the steaming hot bowls --

Does anyone have any idea why this is happening?!